Posts Tagged Game
Review: Darksiders: Wrath of War
If you haven’t gone to the hyped Bayonetta yet, then you’re off to a good start. Unlike Bayonetta – In Darksiders you play as War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Initially the plot takes place in nowadays americana downtown setting, demons are meteoring onto Earth to seize control and eradicate mankind from the face of the Earth.
For odd reasons, War gets summoned to Earth to save the mankind, but is then being schemed as no call was given for him to arrive on Earth. A sacred covenant of seven seals has to be broken for the brotherhood of horsemen to arrive on Earth, till then they’re residing where ever they’re residing in Hell. War battles on only to lose as all his powers gets stripped from him, right before a rather large stage climax, only to wake up about 100 years after the incident. Read the rest of this entry »
Non-Simultaneous Game Releases.
So, here I am living in Denmark, it’s Europe for most of the non-european people. I hardly believe anyone but Germany, Sweden, Norway and perhaps even UK know about us.
What frustrates the nutcase out of me, is when I have to wait x amount of months for a game release, when the japanese people gets it before everyone else. I’m not saying it’s racial discrimination, but we should sure be thinking about it at least.
There has been quite some handfull other releases that was global. Now which game am I talking about, and why does it frustrate the nutcase out of me? Final Fantasy XIII.
Yes, I’m one of Denmarks biggest Final Fantasy fans, nerds, gamers, know-it-all, whatever. I’ve played them all, done it all, any variations and serveral times in any game with just one single character being levelled up or at low levels. You say it, I’ve done 99% of it. What I haven’t, is played Final Fantasy XIII yet, yet the Japanese and probably some chinese people are enjoying their silly lives playing it. And that makes me a very angry person.
As far I’ve been told and know, the game is 100% dubbed in english/american, which means there’s no extra time needed to translate the entire story, and get the voice-casting done for it, also the subtitles have already been made months prior to release in Japan. So what was the biggest problem of a simultaneous release, I can only contemplate why Square-Enix was unable to produce said type release. Newer games like Darksiders: Wrath of War, Read the rest of this entry »
I play games! NO! I play with my DICK!?
What in the world are game developers and designers thinking on lately ?!
Honestly, it appears that there will be more focus on making games, where as the characters are designed, notice. The female characters are designed to have enourmous DD cups, or larger breasts (boobs).
With new games on the way for the last periods of the year, we got games like ‘Ninja Gaiden Sigma‘, ‘Bayonetta‘, ‘Tomb Raider‘ etc. etc. There’s plenty to choose from. So, question being is that are men, and maybe even women going to play with our dicks/pussies ?
Tecmo recently released a patch for Ninja Gaiden Sigma for PS3 console, ’cause both Tecmo and Sony Computer Entertainment was pretty sad pandas about not using the Six-Axis controller, yes, the Six-Axis controller that PS3 came with 3 years ago! So! Tecmo devs suddenly says.
Hey! Let’s make the controller be able to shake with the female characters boobs! Greatest idea ever!
