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BAYONETTA First Climax Demo Micro-review: All booty and music ?
Posted by Madkip in Micro-Reviews on December 17, 2009
From Wikipedia:
Bayonetta (ベヨネッタ, Beyonetta?) is an action game for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, directed by Devil May Cry and Viewtiful Joe series creator Hideki Kamiya at Platinum Games in cooperation with publisher Sega. Set in a fictional city in Europe, the game centers on its title character Bayonetta, who can wield four handguns—among other weapons—and perform magical attacks to defeat various enemies. The game has five difficulty settings; its two easiest ones contain a game mode playable with only one button, similar to a mode Kamiya used in Devil May Cry. Its developers designed its characters with modern style and fashion in mind, and composed for it a largely upbeat and feminine soundtrack.
Development of the game started around January 2007, and it was released in Japan in late October 2009. It has been promoted through a television commercial with music by Japanese pop singer MiChi, look-alike searches, a theme for the Google Chrome Web browser, and an upcoming photo book and soundtracks. Critical reviews of pre-release versions have praised its easily learned moves, fast pace, boss battles, “Witch Time” slowdown mechanic, and character and stage designs. However, they lamented inconsistent frame rates, duller graphics, and technical issues in its PS3 port, as well as its use of camera angles in both versions.
This micro-review is based off the Bayonetta – First Climax Demo for the PS3 port.
I play games! NO! I play with my DICK!?
What in the world are game developers and designers thinking on lately ?!
Honestly, it appears that there will be more focus on making games, where as the characters are designed, notice. The female characters are designed to have enourmous DD cups, or larger breasts (boobs).
With new games on the way for the last periods of the year, we got games like ‘Ninja Gaiden Sigma‘, ‘Bayonetta‘, ‘Tomb Raider‘ etc. etc. There’s plenty to choose from. So, question being is that are men, and maybe even women going to play with our dicks/pussies ?
Tecmo recently released a patch for Ninja Gaiden Sigma for PS3 console, ’cause both Tecmo and Sony Computer Entertainment was pretty sad pandas about not using the Six-Axis controller, yes, the Six-Axis controller that PS3 came with 3 years ago! So! Tecmo devs suddenly says.
Hey! Let’s make the controller be able to shake with the female characters boobs! Greatest idea ever!
