Forum closed.
A sad and not so sad newsflash overcomes T3h Syndicate.
By popular vote, we’re stripping down the forums.
There was absolutely no registered users with the new modules, and after the old module got changed we’re free from spambots reigning the forums.
We hope the need for a forum will come sooner or later, otherwise we’re just happy with posting our own articles.
~ T3h Administer.
Facebook says…
That your 99% gay today.
How many of you readers have received numerous invitations to one- /and or more tests on facebook, that states a random percentage or statement by just attending the question/quiz ?
As much as I use facebook, my wall keeps getting spammed down by theese tests that says my friends are xx percentage of something, or that they’re a certain member of Akatsuki for example or any random sentence.
Albeit being rather funny and selfexplanatory, they’re just overwhelming from time to time, there’s plenty of them, they’re fun to take and use as bragging material. Read the rest of this entry »
Worst game ever, the Reality.
Say, is reality really so bad as it is. And I’m not referring to our former article. Reality Bites…
I’m referring to the fact that recently there’s been two cases of juvenile crime related to games/gaming, that’s only recently. Serveral years back, although I do not have any reference material, supposedly a couple of interwebz friends playing Ultima Online or any co-existing MMORPG game at that time when Ultima Online peaked in 2000-2001. Read the rest of this entry »
An formal apology to Martin Parm & J-Popcon.
This was bound to happen sooner or later for T3h ‘Kipz Syndicate, an user of our website has been using our collective anonymous user for posting an article about J-Popcon, which was directed towards the leader staff of the arrangement and the Web Developer – Martin Parm.
The founders of ‘Kipz Syndicate like to send our sincerest apologies towards Martin Parm, the leader staff of J-Popcon and any other individual associated with J-Popcon. The article was supposedly directed towards the way the character felt he/she was bound by some rules of J-Popkai, the staff group of J-Popcon. However according to both Martin Parm and the President of J-Popcon Niels Mathiesen, all of theese informations was false information, false accusations, direct lies and personal attacks towards Martin Parm and the rest of J-Popcons staff members.
Also we would like to inform that the staff member Nicki ‘Madman’ Hansen had absolutely nothing to do with this article as he was hospitalized in Slagelse for servere Ulcer-attack and pain-medication. He had by no means access to internet, or any typing machinery per that time. T3h Syndicate would also like to inform that the collective username ‘Anonkip’, is a collective username we all have access to when in need of posting something the author would prefer to be anonymous for untill or if he/she wants to stand up for the article.
Right now the admin is looking at our login timestamps and running IP tracings in order to find out which of our members may’ve written and posted the article which caused quite a bit of mayhem.
T3h Syndicate would also like to ensure Martin Parm that the culprit will be found as soon as possible, be evicted from the Syndicate, forced to write a formal public apology to be posted both on our frontpage. And directly to Martin Parms e-mail inbox. The article itself has been withheld in our system by request from Niels Mathiesen untill an further resolvement, we will allow any member of J-Popkai to be able to review the article if appropriate by issuing a link and a password for it. We feel extremely in deep debt towards all of J-Popkai for having displayed the article, therefore we will be instating countermeasures for any straying articles that deviates from our original course of articles.
We sincerely hope that our apology is accepted, and will try to find the culprit as soon as possible!
Greetings T3h ‘Kipz Flam0r Syndicate Founders & Admins.
‘Constitutions doesn’t apply to priests’
Well shut the fuck up, you misbelieving piece of mongolian shit!
Alot of our so-called ‘Parish Priests‘, have recently started to disobey the danish constitutional laws for keeping illegal asylum appliacants in their churchs. The laws states that any asylum applicant in the country, must stay in asylum applicant ‘camps’ or appartment buildings which are built to hold theese entire families. However, the comité that handles applications are denying alot. Which is all fine by me, ’cause 52% of the danish population contains of foreign natives, immigrants fleing from their wartorn country, illegal immigrant, or illegal workers from Poland and other ‘cheap-labour-for-shit’ countries.
However the main thing is that the parish priests are, and will be in the bottom line be breaking our constitution. Despite that, serveral represants on local media and television, keeps claiming their right to house theese applicants despite the law, saying that it’s their moral, and heart to be protecting them from deportion. I really like to quote people, so I’m gonna quote one of my favorite comedian/magicians of all times.
Penn Jillette – “What a load of bullshit!”
Despite being ordained the title of ‘priest’, noone can claim themselves above the law. Not even those who uphold the law, claim to be above it! There’s no fucking way to justify the fact that anyone is not breaking the law ’cause they have a church, they’re titled with priest, police cannot trespass onto holy grounds. Well fuck you, they can.
I play games! NO! I play with my DICK!?
What in the world are game developers and designers thinking on lately ?!
Honestly, it appears that there will be more focus on making games, where as the characters are designed, notice. The female characters are designed to have enourmous DD cups, or larger breasts (boobs).
With new games on the way for the last periods of the year, we got games like ‘Ninja Gaiden Sigma‘, ‘Bayonetta‘, ‘Tomb Raider‘ etc. etc. There’s plenty to choose from. So, question being is that are men, and maybe even women going to play with our dicks/pussies ?
Tecmo recently released a patch for Ninja Gaiden Sigma for PS3 console, ’cause both Tecmo and Sony Computer Entertainment was pretty sad pandas about not using the Six-Axis controller, yes, the Six-Axis controller that PS3 came with 3 years ago! So! Tecmo devs suddenly says.
Hey! Let’s make the controller be able to shake with the female characters boobs! Greatest idea ever!
Polls added.
News on site.
We’ve finally added a chance to add our own polls, look to your right and find the polls below the calendar.
Enjoy!
On men and domination.
So there I was, sitting at my computer relaxing with some researching, and chatting around via MSN. Suddenly one of my now former long time friends, pops up and asks about the girlfriend which I’d been writing about on my Facebook status. I wrote nothing about any specific relationship between me and her, other than I really missed her. Nonetheless this persons first question was “Got a picture of her?” I kindly replies “Yes I do.” and the follow-up question which apparently caused some problems was “Can you send me some?”. Which I kindly replied “Not really.”.
Apparently that string of chatting events caused a psychological letdown at the person, despite being in his fine age at around the late twenties. Afterwards he more or less provoked by the string of events asks why I don’t want to send him any pictures, and if I’m afraid that he’d be stealing her in a swift. I found myself a quick answer and replied kindly. “I’d prefer to keep any images of the individual herein, as for the reason. Is that I do not wish to objecify the person for you, as you could just wait till an apropriate moment or coincidence that we’d meet. Then you’d meet her in person, which is the way I find more appropriate and natural.”
Review: Final Fantasy: Dissidia (PSP)
Today, yours truly obtained a pre-release copy to test the UMD capabilities of the to be released on 4th of September.
Final Fantasy: Dissidia developed and published by Square. The fans to the Final Fantasy games will notice a difference in the gameplay, compared to the previously released games by Square. Usually Square ‘specializes’ in Turn-Based or Time-Based Battle RPGs. With this latest installment, you’ll notice that it still has the RPG spectrum, but it’s actually more a Fighting game, similar to Soul Calibur IV. This change is more than welcome, it gives the sight of Square, realizing how many fans of the game series there really are throughout the world. More than 12million copies of Final Fantasy 7 sold. As for being a fighting game, I would say it’s one of the more spectactular ones, full 3D environments that you can move in and be all tactical.
As for the review, I’d like to say that I only got a limited test edition, which means I didn’t have full access. A deeper review of the game will follow per 4th September or later.
Human Intelligence #1
This morning I find myself in the train enjoying some Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection on my PSP before I arrive at my destination for school, for some reason I tend to notice those who gets on the train at the following stops the train made.
What really got to me was the fact that noone was smart enough to realize how to open the friggin’ doors, the doors are located between the entry cabin and the passenger cabins, and there’s a small either IF (Infrared Light) or Laser activated mechanic door for opening. Theres usually 1-2 labels on each side of the door stating, that if you wave your hands infront of them, the doors will open.
Mostly that doesn’t work at all, you actually have to block the IF or laser beam at the flash point which is by the ceiling, usually reachable by anyone above the height of 145cm. And at about 06.00 in the morning, people are that high, unless kids are pendling, which is what I don’t see alot theese days.
