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Non-Simultaneous Game Releases.
So, here I am living in Denmark, it’s Europe for most of the non-european people. I hardly believe anyone but Germany, Sweden, Norway and perhaps even UK know about us.
What frustrates the nutcase out of me, is when I have to wait x amount of months for a game release, when the japanese people gets it before everyone else. I’m not saying it’s racial discrimination, but we should sure be thinking about it at least.
There has been quite some handfull other releases that was global. Now which game am I talking about, and why does it frustrate the nutcase out of me? Final Fantasy XIII.
Yes, I’m one of Denmarks biggest Final Fantasy fans, nerds, gamers, know-it-all, whatever. I’ve played them all, done it all, any variations and serveral times in any game with just one single character being levelled up or at low levels. You say it, I’ve done 99% of it. What I haven’t, is played Final Fantasy XIII yet, yet the Japanese and probably some chinese people are enjoying their silly lives playing it. And that makes me a very angry person.
As far I’ve been told and know, the game is 100% dubbed in english/american, which means there’s no extra time needed to translate the entire story, and get the voice-casting done for it, also the subtitles have already been made months prior to release in Japan. So what was the biggest problem of a simultaneous release, I can only contemplate why Square-Enix was unable to produce said type release. Newer games like Darksiders: Wrath of War, Read the rest of this entry »
Project Natal, a fail or pass ?
Lately Microsoft release press info about “Project Natal”, for the Xbox 360 gaming console. Albeit being an very interesting concept of the gaming industry, by removing the controllers and using the entire body as an controller seems like a good idea.
However, how far will it go ? Let’s take some simple games like Gears of War 2, which is the grand game for Xbox 360, almost on par with Halo 3/Halo 3 ODST.
Well the concept was probably not evolved or developed to be used with theese games, as they require 8-way movement on the map, and how would you aim your weaponry ?
Facebook says…
That your 99% gay today.
How many of you readers have received numerous invitations to one- /and or more tests on facebook, that states a random percentage or statement by just attending the question/quiz ?
As much as I use facebook, my wall keeps getting spammed down by theese tests that says my friends are xx percentage of something, or that they’re a certain member of Akatsuki for example or any random sentence.
Albeit being rather funny and selfexplanatory, they’re just overwhelming from time to time, there’s plenty of them, they’re fun to take and use as bragging material. Read the rest of this entry »
‘Constitutions doesn’t apply to priests’
Well shut the fuck up, you misbelieving piece of mongolian shit!
Alot of our so-called ‘Parish Priests‘, have recently started to disobey the danish constitutional laws for keeping illegal asylum appliacants in their churchs. The laws states that any asylum applicant in the country, must stay in asylum applicant ‘camps’ or appartment buildings which are built to hold theese entire families. However, the comité that handles applications are denying alot. Which is all fine by me, ’cause 52% of the danish population contains of foreign natives, immigrants fleing from their wartorn country, illegal immigrant, or illegal workers from Poland and other ‘cheap-labour-for-shit’ countries.
However the main thing is that the parish priests are, and will be in the bottom line be breaking our constitution. Despite that, serveral represants on local media and television, keeps claiming their right to house theese applicants despite the law, saying that it’s their moral, and heart to be protecting them from deportion. I really like to quote people, so I’m gonna quote one of my favorite comedian/magicians of all times.
Penn Jillette – “What a load of bullshit!”
Despite being ordained the title of ‘priest’, noone can claim themselves above the law. Not even those who uphold the law, claim to be above it! There’s no fucking way to justify the fact that anyone is not breaking the law ’cause they have a church, they’re titled with priest, police cannot trespass onto holy grounds. Well fuck you, they can.
On men and domination.
So there I was, sitting at my computer relaxing with some researching, and chatting around via MSN. Suddenly one of my now former long time friends, pops up and asks about the girlfriend which I’d been writing about on my Facebook status. I wrote nothing about any specific relationship between me and her, other than I really missed her. Nonetheless this persons first question was “Got a picture of her?” I kindly replies “Yes I do.” and the follow-up question which apparently caused some problems was “Can you send me some?”. Which I kindly replied “Not really.”.
Apparently that string of chatting events caused a psychological letdown at the person, despite being in his fine age at around the late twenties. Afterwards he more or less provoked by the string of events asks why I don’t want to send him any pictures, and if I’m afraid that he’d be stealing her in a swift. I found myself a quick answer and replied kindly. “I’d prefer to keep any images of the individual herein, as for the reason. Is that I do not wish to objecify the person for you, as you could just wait till an apropriate moment or coincidence that we’d meet. Then you’d meet her in person, which is the way I find more appropriate and natural.”
You made me do the Picard…
Play this before reading on please.
Ooooookay! with the ‘Picard facepalm’ done, I must introduce you to the deepest hells of intawebz. T3h Syndicate is very inspired by 4chan, and we have a humongous black humor originating from there, ‘Why?’ you probably ask ? Well ’cause we like it, we’re not mentally ill, or have any metal disorders ‘cept we’re facing the harsh realities of this world. as one of our mottos goes.
“We say what we say, and we put our back to what we say.”, we’ve never claimed to put lids on any of our opinions. And we will make any type of attack if we deem it reasonable.
However long story short, back to topic!
Alot of people doesn’t know what most of us are implying on our posts, but fear not ! I has come to save you.
As said previously, we’re very inspired by the humor of 4chan, now to make the story shorter.
4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. 4chan’s collaborative-community format is copied from one of the most popular forums in Japan, Futaba Channel. Different boards are dedicated to different topics, from Japanese anime, manga, and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Users do not need to register a username before participating in the community. Feel free to click on a board that interests you, and jump right in—anyone can contribute!
Cosplay Tivoli Trip
So…
I was in Tivoli at the cosplay trip. everything was fine until Lisa started flaming people. For example she started talking about how perfect her Sasori cosplay was and that Buru’s wig was fail and such. well I think thats just BAD attitude to be honest! I mean your saying Buru’s wig sucks and has completely wrong colour? Well yours is completely wrong styled if you ask me and I bet a lot of other people think the same. But thats not all. Starting too talk about how perfect her cosplay is? Well let me say this now a cosplay is never perfect no matter how well you do it. Â And also I’m really sick and tired of you pointing out all the fails in someones cosplay instead of telling them that they did a good job on the cosplay or something like that instead. Its really insulting when you go to somone who used time, real life time on a cosplay and you go like ”OMG THAT WIG IS SO FAIL!” or atleast you could do it in a nicer way by giving them some tips on how they could make it better. Personally I think Lisa is very immature and an impatient child.
Also at one point some people were going too look at some hats…. and you were like ”WE WERE JUST THERE?!?!?!”. So what if we were just there? Just let them go look on their friggin’ hats. It’s like your acting like ”The Queen of the world” and i just dont like that.
And here we have the Queen and her beloved slaves
And then at one point you come and sit down and first thing you say is. ”AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TOO GO HOME??!!” almost sounded like you wanted people to go home?
It looks like you treat humans like animals or slaves. And thats not even a lie, cause you order people around. And then a small bird told me you run around telling everyone how original (as in your saying it was the most original) your act was at Genki-Con ’09? honestly, what was the original part of it? nothing, absolutely nothing! I even heard from some people that they didnt even understand what you said?
Lisa its alright being ego / cocky once in a while but your going way to far.
No offence Lisa but.. if you keep going like this your gonna end up loosing a whole lot of friends.
now then people, am i the only one who thinks all this?
Oh noes, we’ve pissed someone off.
So June 29th, T3h ‘Kipz Flam0r Syndicate posted a very assaulting post on J-News.dk, and we’re not sorry for that, the funny thing is that according to our ‘tracers’.
Hey Mikael, Rong, Setesh and *Wish*! We know you love us, and we know you’re talking about us! ;)
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You clearly got a link to the post on your forum and apparently that forum is locked for anyone to take a look at, hmmmmm.
So what is it you want, you wanna talk with us ? well we got emails right, I know you have at least one of our names on skype, and lastly you probably also have one of us on Windows Live Messenger (MSN), If you’d like to talk with us, go ahead – we’re here, you know the emails.
LOVE AND PEACE!
The War of the Consoles
So what’s going on here, we still have a war of the consoles, naaah ?
I personally must admit I don’t think we have a ‘War of the Consoles’ anymore, remember the time when the Xbox360 launched and the PS3 launched ? The entire world was in mayhem and also when the Wii launched.
The Wii as it is, is claimed to be the best selling console of this generation, it’s true! Why, the Wii is built for any age, from minor kids that’s still inside a womans womb, to a grand-grand-grand parent stuck in a nursing home at the age of 95. There’s something for anyone to play on the Wii, from kids games, to sports games to action games and much more, but why is the Wii still so popular.
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