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Denmarkistan + Cosplay = FA1L!
OH FUCK, HOLY SHIT INCOMING SHITSTORM OF RAEG TIEMZ!
Awright, Denmarkistan – Prepare your brains for some serious business, this is the one and only Anonymous user of T3h ‘Kipz Flam0r Syndicate, I might not be so Anon later on, but what the hell.
Yes, so recently I’ve come to the fate of Cosplay in Denmarkistan (Denmark for the fuckheads), are made of 95% kindergarden play, honestly – I have no idea how to scale the lousy quality of the cosplays in Denmark, the way people make them, the amount of money that flow out of Denmarkistan to buy the god damn costumes, and the amount of small kids speedhyp0ring on sugar rushes and doing whatever they can to be the most annoying people at any god forsaken convention that I’ve attended in this country.
You made me do the Picard…
Play this before reading on please.
Ooooookay! with the ‘Picard facepalm’ done, I must introduce you to the deepest hells of intawebz. T3h Syndicate is very inspired by 4chan, and we have a humongous black humor originating from there, ‘Why?’ you probably ask ? Well ’cause we like it, we’re not mentally ill, or have any metal disorders ‘cept we’re facing the harsh realities of this world. as one of our mottos goes.
“We say what we say, and we put our back to what we say.”, we’ve never claimed to put lids on any of our opinions. And we will make any type of attack if we deem it reasonable.
However long story short, back to topic!
Alot of people doesn’t know what most of us are implying on our posts, but fear not ! I has come to save you.
As said previously, we’re very inspired by the humor of 4chan, now to make the story shorter.
4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. 4chan’s collaborative-community format is copied from one of the most popular forums in Japan, Futaba Channel. Different boards are dedicated to different topics, from Japanese anime, manga, and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Users do not need to register a username before participating in the community. Feel free to click on a board that interests you, and jump right in—anyone can contribute!
Cosplay Tivoli Trip
So…
I was in Tivoli at the cosplay trip. everything was fine until Lisa started flaming people. For example she started talking about how perfect her Sasori cosplay was and that Buru’s wig was fail and such. well I think thats just BAD attitude to be honest! I mean your saying Buru’s wig sucks and has completely wrong colour? Well yours is completely wrong styled if you ask me and I bet a lot of other people think the same. But thats not all. Starting too talk about how perfect her cosplay is? Well let me say this now a cosplay is never perfect no matter how well you do it. Â And also I’m really sick and tired of you pointing out all the fails in someones cosplay instead of telling them that they did a good job on the cosplay or something like that instead. Its really insulting when you go to somone who used time, real life time on a cosplay and you go like ”OMG THAT WIG IS SO FAIL!” or atleast you could do it in a nicer way by giving them some tips on how they could make it better. Personally I think Lisa is very immature and an impatient child.
Also at one point some people were going too look at some hats…. and you were like ”WE WERE JUST THERE?!?!?!”. So what if we were just there? Just let them go look on their friggin’ hats. It’s like your acting like ”The Queen of the world” and i just dont like that.

And here we have the Queen and her beloved slaves
And then at one point you come and sit down and first thing you say is. ”AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TOO GO HOME??!!” almost sounded like you wanted people to go home?
It looks like you treat humans like animals or slaves. And thats not even a lie, cause you order people around. And then a small bird told me you run around telling everyone how original (as in your saying it was the most original) your act was at Genki-Con ’09? honestly, what was the original part of it? nothing, absolutely nothing! I even heard from some people that they didnt even understand what you said?
Lisa its alright being ego / cocky once in a while but your going way to far.
No offence Lisa but.. if you keep going like this your gonna end up loosing a whole lot of friends.
now then people, am i the only one who thinks all this?
Oh noes, we’ve pissed someone off.
So June 29th, T3h ‘Kipz Flam0r Syndicate posted a very assaulting post on J-News.dk, and we’re not sorry for that, the funny thing is that according to our ‘tracers’.
Hey Mikael, Rong, Setesh and *Wish*! We know you love us, and we know you’re talking about us! ;)
You clearly got a link to the post on your forum and apparently that forum is locked for anyone to take a look at, hmmmmm.
So what is it you want, you wanna talk with us ? well we got emails right, I know you have at least one of our names on skype, and lastly you probably also have one of us on Windows Live Messenger (MSN), If you’d like to talk with us, go ahead – we’re here, you know the emails.

LOVE AND PEACE!
The War of the Consoles
So what’s going on here, we still have a war of the consoles, naaah ?
I personally must admit I don’t think we have a ‘War of the Consoles’ anymore, remember the time when the Xbox360 launched and the PS3 launched ? The entire world was in mayhem and also when the Wii launched.
The Wii as it is, is claimed to be the best selling console of this generation, it’s true! Why, the Wii is built for any age, from minor kids that’s still inside a womans womb, to a grand-grand-grand parent stuck in a nursing home at the age of 95. There’s something for anyone to play on the Wii, from kids games, to sports games to action games and much more, but why is the Wii still so popular.
Cosplay wa-what ?
<meme>WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU NUMBNUTS?!</meme>
Ah holy shit, here comes the first personal assaulting post, ‘cos we don’t care and we’re all assholes!
Apparently even Amsterdamnian think we’re assholes and we should die, but you know what FUCK THAT!
On the grill we got the danish project ‘Cosplay Walk’, yes it has been ranted before, but you know what ? We’re assholes, we wanna do it too!
J-News ? Bunch of idiots…

So, what the fuck is J-News.dk?
According to their own site, which is BUTTFUCK in danish, they say:
Oh yeah, he died!
So there it happened, Michael Jackson died a few days ago, on June 26th.
Here’s what the ‘Kipz Staff think about it explained by our loving friends of Encyclopedia Dramatica
I personally couldn’t care less for a child molester, and a guy that always did shows with playback – He didn’t sing to play backs! the fuck he did! Nonetheless, why should his death, a person who haven’t done jackshit for serveral years ’cause his face was literally melting apart get more attention than the one and only Farrah Fawcett who died the same day for the same reason, heart attack cardiac arrest – Holy shit! Someone call L we got a fucking Kira on our asses!. Quit whining so much for him please, and stop making such a big fussle, for the notice – in this country a kid died due to the father leaving her inside a car, with locked doors, and no windows open and the car was scorching hot, she died a slow painful death. Think about the children for fuck’sake!.
Thanks to a friendly reader, Farrah Fawcett did not die from heart attack or cardiac arrest but cancer, dun dun duuuun we failed and lost the game! Thank you, that is all!




