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Non-Simultaneous Game Releases.
So, here I am living in Denmark, it’s Europe for most of the non-european people. I hardly believe anyone but Germany, Sweden, Norway and perhaps even UK know about us.
What frustrates the nutcase out of me, is when I have to wait x amount of months for a game release, when the japanese people gets it before everyone else. I’m not saying it’s racial discrimination, but we should sure be thinking about it at least.
There has been quite some handfull other releases that was global. Now which game am I talking about, and why does it frustrate the nutcase out of me? Final Fantasy XIII.
Yes, I’m one of Denmarks biggest Final Fantasy fans, nerds, gamers, know-it-all, whatever. I’ve played them all, done it all, any variations and serveral times in any game with just one single character being levelled up or at low levels. You say it, I’ve done 99% of it. What I haven’t, is played Final Fantasy XIII yet, yet the Japanese and probably some chinese people are enjoying their silly lives playing it. And that makes me a very angry person.
As far I’ve been told and know, the game is 100% dubbed in english/american, which means there’s no extra time needed to translate the entire story, and get the voice-casting done for it, also the subtitles have already been made months prior to release in Japan. So what was the biggest problem of a simultaneous release, I can only contemplate why Square-Enix was unable to produce said type release. Newer games like Darksiders: Wrath of War, Read the rest of this entry »
“You have been playing for 24 hours, go to sleep!”
Have you ever gotten a similar message in the latest array of games?
I saw this first in ‘Metal Gear Solid 4‘, and then in some other MMO games like ‘EverQuest 2‘ and ‘Aion‘. For some reason the game companies think they know better than us. How long we should play? I vote no, except if you’re into the extremes like the japanese gamer that died from cardiac arrest, for sitting a week straight, only moving when he had to use the lavatory, eat or call for food. During the week, he didn’t do anything else but have a non-stop World of Warcraft game, and some random games on a console like PS3. He died, so that makes everyone else in the danger group for playing for an hour?
I’ve been sitting on my, not-very-comfy-chair for approx 12 hours straight, playing ‘Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2‘, and it didn’t cause me any harm, the game doesn’t even post any messages with “You’ve played x hours, take a break.’, I do believe this is on par with the annoying labels on cigarettes saying how dangerous it is to anyones health to smoke. Read the rest of this entry »
Project Natal, a fail or pass ?
Lately Microsoft release press info about “Project Natal”, for the Xbox 360 gaming console. Albeit being an very interesting concept of the gaming industry, by removing the controllers and using the entire body as an controller seems like a good idea.
However, how far will it go ? Let’s take some simple games like Gears of War 2, which is the grand game for Xbox 360, almost on par with Halo 3/Halo 3 ODST.
Well the concept was probably not evolved or developed to be used with theese games, as they require 8-way movement on the map, and how would you aim your weaponry ?
Facebook says…
That your 99% gay today.
How many of you readers have received numerous invitations to one- /and or more tests on facebook, that states a random percentage or statement by just attending the question/quiz ?
As much as I use facebook, my wall keeps getting spammed down by theese tests that says my friends are xx percentage of something, or that they’re a certain member of Akatsuki for example or any random sentence.
Albeit being rather funny and selfexplanatory, they’re just overwhelming from time to time, there’s plenty of them, they’re fun to take and use as bragging material. Read the rest of this entry »
Worst game ever, the Reality.
Say, is reality really so bad as it is. And I’m not referring to our former article. Reality Bites…
I’m referring to the fact that recently there’s been two cases of juvenile crime related to games/gaming, that’s only recently. Serveral years back, although I do not have any reference material, supposedly a couple of interwebz friends playing Ultima Online or any co-existing MMORPG game at that time when Ultima Online peaked in 2000-2001. Read the rest of this entry »
‘Constitutions doesn’t apply to priests’
Well shut the fuck up, you misbelieving piece of mongolian shit!
Alot of our so-called ‘Parish Priests‘, have recently started to disobey the danish constitutional laws for keeping illegal asylum appliacants in their churchs. The laws states that any asylum applicant in the country, must stay in asylum applicant ‘camps’ or appartment buildings which are built to hold theese entire families. However, the comité that handles applications are denying alot. Which is all fine by me, ’cause 52% of the danish population contains of foreign natives, immigrants fleing from their wartorn country, illegal immigrant, or illegal workers from Poland and other ‘cheap-labour-for-shit’ countries.
However the main thing is that the parish priests are, and will be in the bottom line be breaking our constitution. Despite that, serveral represants on local media and television, keeps claiming their right to house theese applicants despite the law, saying that it’s their moral, and heart to be protecting them from deportion. I really like to quote people, so I’m gonna quote one of my favorite comedian/magicians of all times.
Penn Jillette – “What a load of bullshit!”
Despite being ordained the title of ‘priest’, noone can claim themselves above the law. Not even those who uphold the law, claim to be above it! There’s no fucking way to justify the fact that anyone is not breaking the law ’cause they have a church, they’re titled with priest, police cannot trespass onto holy grounds. Well fuck you, they can.
I play games! NO! I play with my DICK!?
What in the world are game developers and designers thinking on lately ?!
Honestly, it appears that there will be more focus on making games, where as the characters are designed, notice. The female characters are designed to have enourmous DD cups, or larger breasts (boobs).
With new games on the way for the last periods of the year, we got games like ‘Ninja Gaiden Sigma‘, ‘Bayonetta‘, ‘Tomb Raider‘ etc. etc. There’s plenty to choose from. So, question being is that are men, and maybe even women going to play with our dicks/pussies ?
Tecmo recently released a patch for Ninja Gaiden Sigma for PS3 console, ’cause both Tecmo and Sony Computer Entertainment was pretty sad pandas about not using the Six-Axis controller, yes, the Six-Axis controller that PS3 came with 3 years ago! So! Tecmo devs suddenly says.
Hey! Let’s make the controller be able to shake with the female characters boobs! Greatest idea ever!
On men and domination.
So there I was, sitting at my computer relaxing with some researching, and chatting around via MSN. Suddenly one of my now former long time friends, pops up and asks about the girlfriend which I’d been writing about on my Facebook status. I wrote nothing about any specific relationship between me and her, other than I really missed her. Nonetheless this persons first question was “Got a picture of her?” I kindly replies “Yes I do.” and the follow-up question which apparently caused some problems was “Can you send me some?”. Which I kindly replied “Not really.”.
Apparently that string of chatting events caused a psychological letdown at the person, despite being in his fine age at around the late twenties. Afterwards he more or less provoked by the string of events asks why I don’t want to send him any pictures, and if I’m afraid that he’d be stealing her in a swift. I found myself a quick answer and replied kindly. “I’d prefer to keep any images of the individual herein, as for the reason. Is that I do not wish to objecify the person for you, as you could just wait till an apropriate moment or coincidence that we’d meet. Then you’d meet her in person, which is the way I find more appropriate and natural.”
Human Intelligence #1
This morning I find myself in the train enjoying some Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection on my PSP before I arrive at my destination for school, for some reason I tend to notice those who gets on the train at the following stops the train made.
What really got to me was the fact that noone was smart enough to realize how to open the friggin’ doors, the doors are located between the entry cabin and the passenger cabins, and there’s a small either IF (Infrared Light) or Laser activated mechanic door for opening. Theres usually 1-2 labels on each side of the door stating, that if you wave your hands infront of them, the doors will open.
Mostly that doesn’t work at all, you actually have to block the IF or laser beam at the flash point which is by the ceiling, usually reachable by anyone above the height of 145cm. And at about 06.00 in the morning, people are that high, unless kids are pendling, which is what I don’t see alot theese days.
Jesus Shitfuck! It’s an EMO!
Alright you anon-channers out there, how many of you can look at these and not think ‘O-M-G that bitch is so emo.’ Raise your hands! Put ‘em up! I know you all do it!
Well you’re all being buttfucked and mindraped, there’s not a single thing about these pictures that make them genre them into emo, this is called ‘scene’, otherwise to yours truly known as ‘ATTENTION-FUCKING-WHORE!’ Quite frankly there’s nothing to these pictures/and person portraited here-in stating they’re emos.
I’d like to point out that there will be explicit material beyond the capabilities of most people shown on this article, you will be disgusted, puking your guts out or die by the sheer luck of being mindraped.
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